Elaine’s Mispronounced Words
Stuperstition - 3:20 The Good Samaritan
Boyed - 3:21 The Letter
Svenjolly - 4:5 The Wallet (The Watch Part 1)
Boogedy - 8:7 The Checks
Dates/Boyfriends/Girlfriends
Robert - 1:5 The Stock Tip
Dr. Fein - 2:8 The Heart Attack
Ed - 2:12 The Busboy
Owen - 3:11 The Alternate Side
Dick - 3:12 The Red Dot
Keith Hernandez - 3:17 The Boyfriend Part 1 & 3:18 The Boyfriend
Dr. Reston - 4:3 The Pitch -> 4:6 The Watch
Joey Davola - 4:6 The Watch -> 4:9 The Opera
Fred - 4:13 The Pick
Russell Dalripple (talked about, between eps) - 4:16 The Shoes & 4:23 The Pilot Part 1
Carl - 4:21 The Smelly Car
Jake Jarmel (1st Time) - 5:4 The Sniffing Accountant
Lloyd Braun - 5:7 The Non-fat Yogurt
Joel Rifkin - 5:9 The Masseuse
Doctor (Podiatrist) - 5:11 The Conversion
Tony - 5:12 The Stall
Phil Sittola - 5:16 The Stand In
Aaron, the Closetalker - 5:18 The Raincoats Part 1 & 5:19 The Raincoats Part 2
Jake Jarmel (2nd Time) - 5:22 The Opposite
Stationer - 6:2 The Big Salad
Carl - 6:5 The Couch
Simon - 6:7 The Soup
Ned Isakov - 6:10 The Race
Tim Whatley - 6:12 The Label Maker
Robert - 6:16 The Beard
Jimmy - 6:19 The Jimmy
Puddy (1st Time) - 6:21 The Fusilli Jerry & 6:23 The Face Painter
Maestro - 7:3 The Maestro
James - 7:4 The Wink
Fred Yerkes - 7:7 The Secret Code
Billy - 7:9 The Sponge
John Germaine - 7:11 The Rye
*Bob - 7:18 The Friar’s Club
Craig Stewart - 7:19 The Wig Master
Todd Gak - 7:20 The Calzone
Kevin - 8:2 The Soul Mate
Brett - 8:7 The Checks
Ben Gelbman - 8:9 The Abstinence
Alan Mercer - 8:10 The Andrea Doria
Kurt - 8:11 The Little Jerry
Blaine - 8:17 The English Patient
Hal Kitzmiller - 8:18 The Nap
Brian - 8:19 The Yada Yada
Puddy (2nd Time) - 9:1 The Butter Shave
Puddy (3rd Time) - 9:1 The Butter Shave
Puddy (4th Time) - 9:2 The Voice
Puddy (5th Time) - 9:2 The Voice
Puddy (6th Time) - 9:2 The Voice
Puddy (7th Time) - 9:2 The Voice
Puddy (8th Time) - 9:5 The Junk Mail
Jack - 9:5 The Junk Mail
Peter Ranawat - 9:8 The Betrayal
Puddy (9th Time) - 9:9 The Apology
Puddy (10th Time) - 9:9 The Apology
Puddy (11th Time) - 9:11 The Dealership
Puddy (12th Time) - 9:11 The Dealership
Glen - 9:14 The Strongbox
Darryl - 9:15 The Wizard
Puddy (13th Time) - 9:16 The Burning
Zach - 9:17 The Bookstore
Guys Who Broke Up With Elaine
Robert - Due to Elaine’s ultimatum, chose his cats
Fred - Too religious for the nipple
Carl - Still smells
Jake Jarmel (1st Time) - Exclamation Marks
Robert - He defected
*(We find out in 7:17 The Doll that The Maestro broke up with Elaine)
Todd Gak - Left her for Nicki
Ben - Dream of every doctor is to dump whoever they were dating
Blaine - Can’t be with someone who doesn’t like The English Patient
Puddy (7th Time) - Reason unknown
Guys Elaine Broke Up With
Owen - Crippled
Keith Hernandez - Smokes
Joey Davola - Insane Psychotic
Russell Dalripple - Doesn’t admire his job in TV
Phil Sittola - He took it out
Carl - anti-abortion
*(We find out in 7:10 The Gum that she broke up with Lloyd Braun, reason unknown)
*Bob - Dove into her breasts
Craig - Lied about the Nicole Millers
Kevin - Reason unknown
Alan Mercer - Bad breakerupper
Puddy (2nd Time) - Kroener comprehension problem and what time it is in New York
Puddy (3rd Time) - Same old problems
Puddy (4th Time) - Reason unknown
Puddy (5th Time) - Reason unknown
Puddy (8th Time) - Wants Jack
Puddy (9th Time) - Bacteria Trap Bunny Bedroom Slippers
Puddy (11th Time) - Given ultimatum due to high five
Glenn - Married