Puddy

A Big Bear of Burl

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David Puddy, a good looking, burly bear of a guy, is Elaine's most dated boyfriend. He constantly stares, squints, and with his deep voice says "Yeah, that's right." In other words, he's hilarious.

ELAINE: I’m sorry, but the high-five is just so stupid.
PUDDY: (Somewhat hurt) Oh yeah? I’ll tell you what’s stupid. You. Stupid.
ELAINE: Well, that is really mature.
PUDDY: Yeah? So are you.
ELAINE: Huh?
PUDDY: You’re the grease monkey.
- 9:11 The Dealership

After his debut in 6:21 The Fusilli Jerry and 2 eps later in 6:23 The Face Painter, when he was just a boy, Puddy, brought to life by Patrick Warburton, takes Seasons 7 & 8 off in order to beef up and to become a man. When he returns in 9:1 The Butter Shave, he is a man and then, as his stages of puberty continue, into a burly bear as showcased for the first time in 9:2 The Voice.

Puddy grew up in NJ. His sexual prowess is due to Jerry, so with his powerful physique, one would think that Puddy had many gals besides Elaine, but probably only for 10 years, b/c b/4 that he was a germaphobe. He's not that bright, to say the least, yet he's the best mechanic in town. He's a devout Xian, except when it comes to pre-marital sex, he's going to hell. Loves Xian rock, telling what time it is in NY while in Europe, Arby's, the NJ Devils, face and body painting, supporting the team, Coco the Monkey, high fives, and at one time, man-furs, but then changes to wearing the 8-Ball. He doesn't like Elaine's bunny slippers, being called grease monkey, and being dumped for the Wiz.

To sum up Puddy, we shall turn to Elaine: "Oh him? He's cool."

Stats

MISC. CHARACTERS
(per episode except Cousin Jeffrey, Larry David, Farvman, and Lauren Bowles)

Puddy = 10

Dates/Boyfriends/Girlfriends
ELAINE
Puddy (1st Time) - 6:21 The Fusilli Jerry & 6:23 The Face Painter
Puddy (2nd Time) - 9:1 The Butter Shave
Puddy (3rd Time) - 9:1 The Butter Shave
Puddy (4th Time) - 9:2 The Voice
Puddy (5th Time) - 9:2 The Voice
Puddy (6th Time) - 9:2 The Voice
Puddy (7th Time) - 9:2 The Voice
Puddy (8th Time) - 9:5 The Junk Mail
Puddy (9th Time) - 9:9 The Apology
Puddy (10th Time) - 9:9 The Apology
Puddy (11th Time) - 9:11 The Dealership
Puddy (12th Time) - 9:11 The Dealership
Puddy (13th Time) - 9:16 The Burning

Guys Who Broke Up With Elaine
Puddy (7th Time) - Reason unknown

Guys Elaine Broke Up With
Puddy (2nd Time) - Kroener comprehension problem and what time it is in New York
Puddy (3rd Time) - Same old problems
Puddy (4th Time) - Reason unknown
Puddy (5th Time) - Reason unknown
Puddy (8th Time) - Wants Jack
Puddy (9th Time) - Bacteria Trap Bunny Bedroom Slippers
Puddy (11th Time) - Given ultimatum due to high five

David “Burl the Bear” Puddy
“So the gloves were right by the phone, that is pretty funny.” - 9:2 The Voice
“Arby’s.” - 9:11 The Dealership
“Sure thing Joe Mayo.” - 9:12 The Reverse Peephole

MISC. LINES
Specific Characters
Puddy - Yeah, that’s right = 6 (plus 1 Elaine)

First Times
Puddy - 6:21 The Fusilli Jerry
Yeah, that’s right - 6:23 The Face Painter
David “Burl the Bear” Puddy - 9:2 The Voice