Lomez

This Guy is Shtark

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Having never seen Lomez, one would think we don't know anything about this friend of Kramer. However, this guy "one" is incorrect. We know a ton of stuff about Lomez. The only thing we don't know about him is whether, like Newman, is Lomez his first name or last name or nickname?

JERRY: Lomez is Jewish?
KRAMER: Oh yeah yeah yeah. Orthodox, Jerry. Old school.
- 8:6 The Fatigues

Lomez, who was portrayed beautifully by Armando Rabbi, is first discussed in 7:5 The Hot Tub. He did such a great job and lived such an interesting life that they brought him back for 6 more eps.

Lomez has either sold or traded many things to Kramer, such his hot tub and his stereo. He vacations in the everglades, which causes him to miss his yearly obligation of hosting a Jewish singles party, which he has Kramer do in his stead. He has power over Kramer when it comes to meetings, might be partially responsible for the death of his neighbor's cat, uses Port-a-Potties when he really needs to go, and likes talking about Jerry's personal life with Kramer, while he's in the shower.

The only thing you need know about Lomez is that he possibly has a son who is the head of the Van Buren Boys, whom he named after himself, which is not allowed, if he truly is a religious Jew.

Stats

MISC. CHARACTERS
(per episode except Cousin Jeffrey, Larry David, Farvman, and Lauren Bowles)

Lomez = 7

Kramer's Friends
Lomez - 7:5 The Hot Tub

Things We Know About Lomez
Owned a Hot Tub and sold it to Kramer - 7:5 The Hot Tub
Kramer traded him his stereo for some steaks - 8:5 The Package
Usually hosts a yearly Jewish singles party - 8:6 The Fatigues
Vacations in the everglades - 8:6 The Fatigues
An orthodox Jew - 8:6 The Fatigues
*Possibly has a son who is the head of the Van Buren Boys, whom he named after himself - 8:14 The Van Buren Boys
Had a meeting with Mr. Kramer where Mr. Kramer could not get out of - 9:2 The Voice
Neighbor went on vacation, left alarm on, so he had to blow the circuit - 9:7 The Slicer
Cat was left there, the autofeeder went off, so he moved into a motel and the cat eventually died - 9:7 The Slicer
Was in the Port-a-Potty - 9:8 The Betrayal
Talked to Kramer while in the shower, saying that he doesn’t understand why Jerry doesn’t like the naked - 9:9 The Apology

First Times
Lomez - 7:5 The Hot Tub