Episode 21: The Hamptons

Episode #85; 5:21

Our Summary

The gang go out to the Hamptons in order "to see the baby". JEK see George's gal, Jane, topless. George wants to see Jerry's gal, Rachel, naked as restitution, but she ends up seeing George, who's 3rd arm was experiencing shrinkage at that moment from being in the pool. Rachel tells Jane about George's shortcoming who then goes home b/c of it. Rachel tries to eat unkosher, but Kramer stops her, even though she ends up doing so b/c of George's revenge, who ends up getting to see her naked. Everyone thinks that the baby they come out to see is very ugly except the doctor, who calls him, Elaine, and the meal breathtaking.

Our Commentary

Hilarious OCB opens up this beauty of an ep. This Top 50 baby includes such classic moments as shrinkage, Kramer stopping Rachel from eating the lobster, Jane's toplessness, breathtaking baby, a Farvman, Hampton tomataz, and a butros butros golly. Overall a beaut of an ep. Adam - Hilarious episode, from shrinkage to lobsters, great stuff.

EPISODE GUIDE from Jerry Seinfeld: The Entire Domain by Kathleen Tracy

85."The Hamptons" (May 12, 1994)

SUMMARY Everyone goes out to the Hamptons. The baby they are there to see is ugly. Everybody sees George's girlfriend topless--except George. Elaine is confused when a handsome doctor refers to her as breathtaking, then uses the same word to describe the ugly baby. Kramer finds a filled lobster trap. Jerry's girlfriend sees George naked while he's afflicted by "shrinkage."

SEINFELD-ESE Shrinkage--what happens to a certain male body part after being in very cold water.

DIRECTOR Tom Cherones

TELEPLAY Peter Mehlman and Carol Leifer

GUEST CAST Richard Burgi (Ben); Jesse D. Goins (Cop); Lisa Mende (Carol); Melanie Smith (Rachel); Mark L. Taylor (Michael); Melora Walters (Jane)


2nd Siyum

Rachel Goldstein - 5:18 The Raincoats Part 1, 5:19 The Raincoats Part 2, 5:21 The Hamptons, & 5:22 The Opposite

Girls Who Broke Up With George
Jane - Shrinkage

Curb Your Enthusiasm Actors
Melanie Smith as Rachel Goldstein in 5:18 The Raincoats Part 1, 5:19 The Raincoats Part 2, 5:21 The Hamptons, & 5:22 The Opposite is the incest survivor in CYE

First Times

3rd Siyum

Things We Have No Clue About


Hampton Tomatoes Hampton Railroad Hamptons Hampton's Railroad

Full Script