George thinks that his glasses were stolen, when he really left them atop his locker. While shopping for new glasses, Elaine gets bitten by a dog, George squints and thinks he sees Cousin Jeffrey making out with Jerry's girlfriend, and gets ladies glasses from Duane, Kramer's friend whom he got off of sugar. Also, Kramer got Jerry an air conditioner, which falls on the dog that bit Elaine.
Our Commentary
Possibly the greatest OCB and CCB ever to have been uttered by Jerry are found in this magnificent episode. One of the funniest eps I can think of, this ep continues the tradition of great Season 5 eps by making the Top 50. Everything about this ep, from physical comedy to great one liners can be found. We get the origins of Elaine's longstanding battle with the canine species. We have Elaine acting crazy due to her rabies, Timothy Stack and his sugar craving as well as Kramer's yelling at him to get the discount for George. George is great with his eating the onion, ladies glasses bit with Kramer, and Uncle Leo, as well as Cousin Jeffrey, who I don't have to tell you, brilliantly brings this ep to another level with their comedic geniousi. Overall, a brilliantly funny ep that Proctor and Gamble should be proud to call their first ep of Seinfeld. Adam - Tremendously funny episode. Any ep that is a 3rd Siyum Addition has to be funny. Brilliantly executed on all sides of the spectrum. That's all I have to say about that. And they're talking to Padilla, which must be a good sign.
EPISODE GUIDE from Jerry Seinfeld: The Entire Domain by Kathleen Tracy
67."The Glasses" (September 30, 1993)
SUMMARY George believes his glasses were stolen. Kramer gets George a discount on new ones, and he
unwittingly buys women's frames. Elaine is bitten by a dog. While not wearing his glasses, George thinks he might
have seen Jerry's girlfriend kissing Jerry's cousin.
DIRECTOR Tom Cherones
TELEPLAY Tom Gammill and Max Pross
GUEST CAST Anna Gunn (Amy); Rance Howard (Blind Man); Michael Saad (Doctor); Timothy Stack (Dwayne);
Tom ToMes (Tough Guy)
RECURRING CAST Len Lesser (Uncle Leo)
Stats
2nd Siyum
George’s Idiot Things
Tells Jerry’s apartment number to owner of dog of which the air coniditioner fell
Kramer’s Friends
Duane
Dates/Boyfriends/Girlfriends JERRY
Amy Girls Who Broke Up With Jerry
Amy - Accused of making out with Cousin Jeffrey
