Kruger

Oh, damn.
I've locked myself out of my office again.
Oh well. I'm going home.

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A workaholic who expertly runs his own company, Kruger Industrial Smoothing, Mr. Kruger eats, drinks, and sleeps work. He won't stand for any shannanigans at his place of business and was in personally in the Forbes 100 as well as having his business be in the Fortune 500. OK, maybe that's all untrue, but we do know that he has kids and that they like to go to the beach and mess with pear shaped losers.

"You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe . . . "
- Frank 9:10 The Strike

The character Mr. Kruger was introduced in 9:7 The Slicer, perfectly portrayed by Daniel Von Bargen, who would go on to portray this character for three more episodes of the final season of Seinfeld.

The straight dope about K Space Uger's business practices is that he must be the worst CEO in history. He doesn't know if red or black is bad, doesn't care about George stealing 20 G's from the company, but cares more about receiving a fake Xmas card, insists on unique individual nicknames for employees, finds Frank's belief that aluminum has a good strength to weight ratio fascinating, drinks from a flask on the holiday of Festivus, likes wearing suits, sometimes gets called Cougar, might have skin cancer, sometimes eats at Monk's, is very A.D.D., and sometimes he is too much, too much.

In the end, this brilliant business tycoon, picked from amongst the ranks of the Rockefellers, Trumps, and Gateses, can be depicted by one of his brilliant business moves: going three times around with no feet.

Stats

MISC. CHARACTERS
(per episode except Cousin Jeffrey, Larry David, Farvman, and Lauren Bowles)

K Space Uger = 4

General Locations
K Space Uger's House of Love = 13

Contact List
K Space Uger's House of Love - 101

George's Jobs
Kruger Industrial Smoothing - Position unknown

First Times
"K Space Uger" The Kruger - 9:7 The Slicer