George is the boyfriend, but tries to get the airplane tix discounted, but b/c of his double dipping ways, he can't get it. Kramer thinks that Salman Rushdie goes to their health club. Meanwhile, Jerry sends in Elaine to find out if his gal's breasts are fake.
Our Commentary
A great but short OCB opens up the anal cavity of this kick-ass episode. There are so many great and infamous scenes in this ep, I could be here for 20 minutes detailing them. And I will. We have Sal Bass/Salman Rushdie, Like a Sauna in Here, They're Real and They're Spectacular, and last but certainly not least little Timmy, who stands at 6"4, at least compared to George, with his Double Dip the Chip routine. Great stuff with Kramer screwing Jerry over as usual, George and his need to mess with people, a la Timmy, Elaine's great voiceovers, and finally, the vivacious, voluptuous, yet not too voluptuous, (is that even possible), Terri Hatcher. Overall, a magnificent edifice that withstands the sands of time. BTW, as a separate note, I always thought, in my younger years at least, meaning yesterday, that these next 4 episodes, including this one, were in Season 6. Basically in my unexperienced Seinfeld mind, 1/4 of Season 4 was in Season 6, together with a Season 3 ep, and Season 5 consisted of zero episodes. What a foolish little lassie I was. Adam - This episode is what the Siyum is all about. A little Simon for ya. It's one of the finest episodes in all of the 9 Seasons of Seinfeld. An episode with many story lines is always a great one. Whatever the date that 4:19 The Implant was made, will be a day that will live in infamy. A fabulous job by all.
EPISODE GUIDE from Jerry Seinfeld: The Entire Domain by Kathleen Tracy
59."The Implant" (February 25, 1993)
SUMMARY Jerry dumps his girlfriend after Elaine says she has breast implants. When Elaine later discovers the
breasts are real, Jerry tries to get the woman back, only to be dumped. Kramer thinks he saw Salman Rushdie at
the health club. George goes to Detroit with his girlfriend for her aunt's funeral.
SEINFELD-ESE Double-dipping--sticking a chip back into the dip after taking a bite of it.
DIRECTOR Tom Cherones
TELEPLAY Peter Mehlman
GUEST CAST Tony Amendola (Rushdie); Susan Beaubian (Ticket Clerk #2); Donald Bishop (Dr. Allenwood);
Teri Hatcher (Sidra); Bruce E. Morrow (Father Jessup); Megan Mullally (Betsy); Kieran Mulroney (Timmy);
Peggy Stewart (Aunt May); Carol Rosenthal (Ticket Clerk #1)
