Kramer’s Friends
Bob Sacamano - 2:8 The Heart Attack
The Inspector - 2:8 The Heart Attack
Mike Moffit - 3:22 The Parking Space
Joe Davola - 4:3 The Pitch
Jimmy Sherman - 4:5 The Wallet (The Watch Part 1)
John Grossbard - 4:12 The Airport
Duane - 5:3 The Glasses
Pete - 5:6 The Lip Reader
Len Nicadimo - 5:16 The Stand-in
Steve Gendason - 6:2 The Big Salad
Lou the Police Sketch Artist - 6:16 The Beard
Stubbs - 7:4 The Wink
Lomez - 7:5 The Hot Tub
Clyde - 7:11 The Rye
Jay Rhiemenschneider - 7:13 The Seven
Brody - 8:4 The Little Kicks
Corky Ramirez - 8:4 The Little Kicks & 8:14 The Van Buren Boys
Jim Fowler - 9:6 The Merv Griffin Show
FDR (Franklin Delano Romanoski) - 9:8 The Betrayal & 9:15 The Wizard
Bob Sacamano Senior - 9:15 The Wizard
Cop buddy Doug - 9:18 The Frogger
Kramer Calling Jerry Fat
Chunky - 5:7 The Non-fat Yogurt
Tubby - 5:7 The Non-fat Yogurt
Chubs - 5:7 The Non-fat Yogurt
Fatso - 5:7 The Non-fat Yogurt
Fat Guy - 9:4 The Blood
Kramer’s Ddddddd Blank
Kibosh - 4:9 The Opera
Catfight - 8:22 The Summer of George
Catfight - 8:22 The Summer of George
Kramer Turns Into Daryn
What is Here comes the judge, here comes the judge - 4:10 The Virgin
Crazy angry face after being told he can no longer wear jockeys - 6:4 The Chinese
Woman
No, no, no, no, no, don't look, don't look - 8:17 The English Patient
Crazy Kramer Ideas
Make your own pizza - 1:4 Male Unbonding
Roll out tie dispenser - 1:5 The Stock Tip
Cologne that smells like the beach - 3:14 The Pez Dispenser
Coffee table book about coffee tables - 5:10 The Cigar Store Indian
Support undergarment specifically designed for men - 6:18 The Doorman
A restaurant that sells only peanut butter and jelly, called PB&J’s - 7:18 The Friar’s Club
*A periscope in a car - 7:24 The Invitations
Widening the lanes on the Arthur Berkhart Expressway - 8:16 The Pothole
Using butter as aftershave - 9:1 The Butter Shave
Putting butter on his body - 9:1 The Butter Shave
Oil tanker bladder system - 9:2 The Voice
Ketchup and mustard in the same bottle - 9:2 The Voice
Reversing the peepholes - 9:12 The Reverse Peephole
Kramer Comic Bits
"Hey, you ever notice how cars here in New York, they never get out of the way of ambulances anymore. Someone's in a life-and-death situation, and we're thinking 'Well, sorry buddy, you should've thought of that when you were eating cheese omelettes and sausages for breakfast every morning for the last thirty years.'" - 2:4 The Phone Message
(About Styrofoam) "What is all this stuff, why do we need this stuff, and why do they make em so small?" - 7:17 The Doll
"Why does Radio Shack as for your phone number when you buy batteries? I don’t know." - 8:9 The Abstinence
"So what’s the deal with politics? I don’t get it. Am I right people?" - 9:17 The Bookstore
Dates/Boyfriends/Girlfriends
Tina Robbins - 3:2 The Truth
Ellen - 3:4 The Dog
Marion - 3:5 The Library
Audrey - 3:9 The Nose Job
Becky Gelke - 3:20 The Good Samaritan
Gucci - 3:23 The Keys
Girl who walks around naked in her apartment - 4:11 The Contest
Gail Cunningham - 4:16 The Shoes
Mona - 4:21 The Smelly Car
Lula - 4:22 The Handicap Spot
Leslie (low talker) - 5:2 The Puffy Shirt
Maryedith - 5:17 The Non-fat Yogurt
Sister Roberta - 5:11 The Conversion
Olive - 5:15 The Pie
Anna - 5:17 The Wife
Toby - 5:20 The Fire
Noreen - 6:4 The Chinese Woman
Hildy - 6:7 The Soup
Wendy - 6:17 The Kiss Hello
Sally - 6:21 The Fusilli Jerry
Connie - 7:18 The Friar’s Club
Pam - 8:2 The Soul Mate
Emily - 8:12 The Money
*Julie - 8:19 The Yada Yada
*Karen - 8:19 The Yada Yada
Madeline - 9:19 The Maid
Girls Kramer Broke Up With
Ellen - Self-centered
Leslie (low talker) - Life in complete disarray
Olive - Itch no more
Wendy - Changed her hairstyle
Girls Who Broke Up With Kramer
Mona - Smells
Lula - Hipster dufus
Sister Roberta - No longer has kevorka
Madeline - Gave her an ultimatum, either she moves back or it’s over