Kramer Calling Jerry Fat
Chunky - 5:7 The Non-fat Yogurt
Tubby - 5:7 The Non-fat Yogurt
Chubs - 5:7 The Non-fat Yogurt
Fatso - 5:7 The Non-fat Yogurt
Fat Guy - 9:4 The Blood
Things Jerry Calls Newman
Pudgie - 6:2 The Big Salad
You’re not a little anything - 6:12 The Label Maker
Chunkie - 6:20 The Doodle
That - 9:4 The Blood
Measurements
Jerry - 40
Dates/Boyfriends/Girlfriends
Vanessa - 1:2 The Stakeout & 1:5 The Stock Tip
Marlene - 2:1 The Ex-Girlfriend
Donna - 2:4 The Phone Message
Alicia - 3:8 The Tape
Isabel - 3:9 The Nose Job
Gina - 3:15 The Suicide
Angela - 3:20 The Good Samaritan
Nina - 3:21 The Letter
Girlfriend in 3:23 The Keys
Naomi - 4:6 The Watch & 4:7 The Bubble Boy
Sandra - 4:8 The Cheever Letters
Marla, the Virgin - 4:10 The Virgin & 4:11 The Contest
Tia Van Camp - 4:12 The Airport & 4:13 The Pick
Sharon Van Leonard - 4:17 The Outing
Sidra - 4:19 The Implant
Delores - 4:20 The Junior Mint
Amy - 5:3 The Glasses
Laura - 5:6 The Lip Reader
Jody the Masseuse - 5:9 The Masseuse
Winona - 5:10 The Cigar Store Indian
Tawni - 5:11 The Conversion
Jane - 5:12 The Stall
Audrey - 5:15 The Pie
Meryl - 5:17 The Wife
Paula - 5:17 The Wife
Rachel Goldstein - 5:18 The Raincoats Part 1, 5:19 The Raincoats Part 2, 5:21 The Hamptons, & 5:22 The Opposite
Karen Hansen - 6:1 The Chaperone
Margaret - 6:2 The Big Salad
*Kristin - possible - 6:3 The Pledge Drive
Donna Chang - 6:4 The Chinese Woman
Katya - 6:6 The Gymnast
Lois - 6:10 The Race
Sandi - 6:11 The Switch
Sgt. Cathy Tierney - 6:16 The Beard
Date at end of 6:17 The Kiss Hello
Shelly - 6:20 The Doodle
Bridget - 6:22 The Diplomat’s Club
Gennice Graham - 6:24 The Understudy
Melanie (1st Time) - 7:1 The Engagement
Melanie (2nd Time) - 7:1 The Engagement
Holly - 7:4 The Wink
Sheila - 7:6 The Soup Nazi
Lena Small - 7:9 The Sponge
Christie - 7:13 The Seven
Hallie - 7:18 The Friar’s Club
Nicki - 7:20 The Calzone
Jeannie Steinman - 7:24 The Invitations
Dolores - 8:1 The Foundation
Pam - 8:2 The Soul Mate
Gillian - 8:3 The Bizarro Jerry
Abby - 8:6 The Fatigues
Ellen - 8:14 The Van Buren Boys
Jenna - 8:16 The Pothole
Beth - 8:19 The Yada Yada
Valerie - 8:20 The Millennium
Alex - 8:21 The Muffin Tops
Lanette - 8:22 The Summer of George
Claire (1st Time) - 9:2 The Voice
Claire (2nd Time) - 9:2 The Voice
Patty - 9:3 The Serenity Now
Celia - 9:6 The Merv Griffin Show
Sara Sitarides - 9:7 The Slicer
Nina - 9:8 The Betrayal
Melissa - 9:9 The Apology
Gwen - 9:10 The Strike
Keri - 9:12 The Reverse Peephole
Sophie - 9:16 The Burning
Lisa (1st time) - 9:18 The Frogger
Lisa (2nd time) - 9:18 The Frogger
Cindy - 9:19 The Maid
Girls Jerry Broke Up With
Isabel - Reading scripts
Nina - Stole words from Neil Simon’s Chapter 2
Sidra - Thought breasts were fake
Melanie (1st Time) - Shushed him while watching television
Melanie (2nd Time) - Eats her peas one at a time
Jeannie Steinman - Hates her
Gillian - Man hands
Jenna - Toilet water all over her
Beth - Neo-Nazi
Claire (1st Time) - Wants to do the voice
Sara Sitarides - Pimple Popper MD
Sophie - Has Ghonneria
Girls Who Broke Up With Jerry
Marlene - Saw his act
Donna - Telling everyone that she liked the Khaki commercial
Sandra - Jerry talked too dirty in bed
Marla, the Virgin - The contest
Tia Van Camp - Picked Nose
Sharon Van Leonard - Thinks he’s gay
Sidra - Sent Elaine to see if breasts were real
Delores - Didn’t know her name
Amy - Accused of making out with Cousin Jeffrey
Jody the Masseuse - Forceable massage
Jane - Elaine’s “friend” and/or knows she does phone sex
Audrey - Jerry getting back at her for the pie at Monk’s
Rachel Goldstein - Doesn’t think it’s working
Margaret - Obsessed with Newman
Katya - He’s no comedian
Shelly - Wouldn’t use her toothbrush
*Lena Small - Changes his jeans from 32 to 31
Hallie - Soured
Nicki - Left him for Todd Gak
Jeannie Steinman - Hates him
Dolores - He hasn’t grown up
Abby - Has a hack for a protegee
Patty - Screaming at her all day
Celia - Got her drunk to play with her toys
Gwen - He was going out with an ugly girl at the same time
Cindy - Implies that she is some kind of a prostitute