George’s Idiot Things
Can’t drink coffee, keeps me up - 2:4 The Phone Message
Quit b/c can’t use boss’s private bathroom - 2:7 The Revenge
Asks for 4 dollars after humiliating IRS girl - 3:2 The Truth
Will I ever see you again? - 3:13 The Subway
Sports team’s plane should crash to Keith Hernandez - 3:17 The Boyfriend Part 1
Won’t budge and walks out on NBC pitch - 4:3 The Pitch
Says “masterbation” at 2nd NBC Meeting - 4:4 The Ticket
Won’t take $13,000 to write the show - 4:5 The Wallet (The Watch Part 1)
Never gave me back change from the tolls to Susan after the cabin is burning down - 4:7 The Bubble Boy
Kisses Susan at NBC meeting - 4:10 The Virgin
Stares at cleavage of Molly Dalrimple - 4:16 The Shoes
Says to Karen that she is very good at faking orgasms after performing over par - 5:1 The Mango
Tells Jerry’s apartment number to owner of dog of which the air coniditioner fell - 5:3 The Glasses
Instead of shutting up and having sex with Karen, he insists on discussing whether Jody liked him or not - 5:9 The Masseuse
Chooses Jodi over Karen - 5:9 The Masseuse
Told Elaine that he paid for the big salad - 6:2 The Big Salad
Asks for food, wants to turn off the lights, wants the wife to be quiet, wants Remi’s seat, spills grape juice on their couch - 6:5 The Couch
Does his manure bit - 6:7 The Soup
“I’m giving you a raise” - 6:9 The Secretary
Arguing about Seven while Carrie is going into labor - 7:13 The Seven
“You know, you're really being very selfish. It would be nice if you would think of someone other than yourself every now and then!” to Carrie while in labor at the hospital - 7:13 The Seven
Tells Marisa Tomei that he is sort of engaged - 7:15 The Cadillac Part 2
Tells Marisa Tomei that Susan died, the funeral is tomorrow, and that his weekend is wide open - 7:24 The Invitations
Asks for Neil’s phone number instead of Danielle’s - 8:17 The English Patient
“You know, you could've just given me Neil's number. You..you didn't have to take me out to dinner.” - 8:17 The English Patient
When Danielle says “You know, I don't have to be up in the morning, and I know a great breakfast place, right around the corner.”, George answers “Does Neil like to eat a big breakfast?” - 8:17 The English Patient
When Danielle says “Why don't you come in? We'll take about it.”, George replies “I really should get going. Y'know, I..I wanna be home in case Neil calls.” - 8:17 The English Patient
When Danielle says “Well, goodnight.”and she leans toward George, for a kiss, George walks away.8:17 The English Patient
Measurements
George - 40 Short
George’s Jobs
Real Estate with Rick Newbar
Real Estate again - (Not really, check Kathleen Tracy's Episode Guide)
Pendant Publishing
Co-writer of Jerry for NBC
Tuttle
New York Yankees - Assistant to the traveling secretary
New York Yankees - Higher position than previous
New York Yankees - Wilhelm’s position
Tyler Chicken - Hen supervisor
Play Now - Employee
Kruger Industrial Smoothing - Position unknown
Dates/Boyfriends/Girlfriends
Marlene - 2:1 The Ex-Girlfriend
Carol - 2:4 The Phone Message
Tatiana - 2:11 The Chinese Restaurant
Patrice - 3:2 The Truth
Monica - 3:7 The Café
Audrey - 3:9 The Nose Job
Ava - 3:10 The Stranded
Evie, the Cleaning Woman - 3:12 The Red Dot
Noel - 3:14 The Pez Dispenser
Cynthia - 3:16 The Fix-up
Carrie Sokol - 3:18 The Boyfriend Part 2
Robin - 3:20 The Good Samaritan
Susan (1st Time) - 4:3 The Pitch -> 4:10 The Virgin
Susan (2nd Time) - 4:13 The Pick
Cheryl Fong - 4:15 The Visa
Allison - 4:17 The Outing
Sid Field’s Senagalese Housekeeper - 4:18 The Old Man
Betsy - 4:19 The Implant
Karen (1st Time) - 5:1 The Mango
Gwen - 5:6 The Lip Reader
Karen (2nd Time) - 5:9 The Masseuse
Sylvia - 5:10 The Cigar Store Indian
Sasha - 5:11 The Conversion
Diane DeConn - 5:14 The Marine Biologist
Daphne Bauer - 5:16 The Stand In
Robin - 5:20 The Fire
Jane - 5:21 The Hamptons
Victoria - 5:22 The Opposite
Julie - 6:2 The Big Salad
Lindsay Enright - 6:6 The Gymnast
Kelly - 6:7 The Soup (*Same actress as Marlene)
Ada - 6:9 The Secretary
Nina - 6:11 The Switch
Bonnie - 6:12 The Label Maker
Denise - 6:16 The Beard
Paula - 6:20 The Doodle
Nancy Clopper - 6:21 The Fusilli Jerry
Siena - 6:23 The Face Painter
Alice - 7:1 The Engagement
Susan (3rd and final) - 7:1 The Engagement
Amanda - 8:3 The Bizarro Jerry
Anna - 8:4 The Little Kicks
Sheila - 8:5 The Package
Heather - 8:8 The Chicken Roaster
Louise - 8:9 The Abstinence
Portugese Waitress - 8:9 The Abstinence
Celia Morgan - 8:11 The Little Jerry
Allison - 8:15 The Susie
Danielle - 8:17 The English Patient
Marcy - 8:19 The Yada Yada
Mary Anne - 8:21 The Muffin Tops
Tara - 9:4 The Blood
Vivian - 9:4 The Blood
Rhisa Costanza - 9:5 The Junk Mail
Miranda - 9:6 The Merv Griffin Show
Nina - 9:8 The Betrayal
Janet - 9:13 The Cartoon
Maura - 9:14 The Strongbox
Loretta - 9:14 The Strongbox
Girls George Broke Up With
Marlene - Too annoying
Patrice - Earrings, Chopsticks, Pretentious, and enunciates everything and sometimes pronounces words incorrectly
Alice - Beat him at chess after he was very cocky about winning and made male chauvinistic remarks, also because she says the line “Happy Pappy?”
Amanda - He was in the walls
Janet - She-Jerry
Girls Who Broke Up With George
Noel - Elaine laughed during her piano performance
Carrie Sokol - He’s a bum, wants to work in hardware store
Susan (1st Time)- He kissed her in the NBC meeting
Susan (2nd Time) - He picked his nose
Cheryl Fong - He’s so disturbed that he made Jerry not be funny
Betsy - Fought with brother over double-dip
Karen (1st Time) - Claimed she faked her orgasm
Gwen - Possibly b/c of his ice cream eating habits
Karen (2nd Time) - Chooses Jody
Diane DeConn - Lied about being a marine biologist
Daphne Bauer - Left him for Pachyderm
Robin - Ran out of fire
Jane - Shrinkage
Julie - Brought up big salad
Kelly - Manure
Denise - Wants a slimmer guy
Nancy Clopper - Cheated on the move
Louise - Won’t have sex with her
Allison - Not ready for a serious relationship
Tara - Flew to close to the sun on wings of pastrami
Nina - Reason unknown