Girls Jerry Broke Up With
Isabel - Reading scripts
Nina - Stole words from Neil Simon’s Chapter 2
Sidra - Thought breasts were fake
Melanie (1st Time) - Shushed him while watching television
Melanie (2nd Time) - Eats her peas one at a time
Jeannie Steinman - Hates her
Gillian - Man hands
Jenna - Toilet water all over her
Beth - Neo-Nazi
Claire (1st Time) - Wants to do the voice
Sara Sitarides - Pimple Popper MD
Sophie - Has Ghonneria
Girls Who Broke Up With Jerry
Marlene - Saw his act
Donna - Telling everyone that she liked the Khaki commercial
Sandra - Jerry talked too dirty in bed
Marla, the Virgin - The contest
Tia Van Camp - Picked Nose
Sharon Van Leonard - Thinks he’s gay
Sidra - Sent Elaine to see if breasts were real
Delores - Didn’t know her name
Amy - Accused of making out with Cousin Jeffrey
Jody the Masseuse - Forceable massage
Jane - Elaine’s “friend” and/or knows she does phone sex
Audrey - Jerry getting back at her for the pie at Monk’s
Rachel Goldstein - Doesn’t think it’s working
Margaret - Obsessed with Newman
Katya - He’s no comedian
Shelly - Wouldn’t use her toothbrush
*Lena Small - Changes his jeans from 32 to 31
Hallie - Soured
Nicki - Left him for Todd Gak
Jeannie Steinman - Hates him
Dolores - He hasn’t grown up
Abby - Has a hack for a protegee
Patty - Screaming at her all day
Celia - Got her drunk to play with her toys
Gwen - He was going out with an ugly girl at the same time
Cindy - Implies that she is some kind of a prostitute
GEORGE
Marlene - 2:1 The Ex-Girlfriend
Carol - 2:4 The Phone Message
Tatiana - 2:11 The Chinese Restaurant
Patrice - 3:2 The Truth
Monica - 3:7 The Café
Audrey - 3:9 The Nose Job
Ava - 3:10 The Stranded
Evie, the Cleaning Woman - 3:12 The Red Dot
Noel - 3:14 The Pez Dispenser
Cynthia - 3:16 The Fix-up
Carrie Sokol - 3:18 The Boyfriend Part 2
Robin - 3:20 The Good Samaritan
Susan (1st Time) - 4:3 The Pitch -> 4:10 The Virgin
Susan (2nd Time) - 4:13 The Pick
Cheryl Fong - 4:15 The Visa
Allison - 4:17 The Outing
Sid Field’s Senagalese Housekeeper - 4:18 The Old Man
Betsy - 4:19 The Implant
Karen (1st Time) - 5:1 The Mango
Gwen - 5:6 The Lip Reader
Karen (2nd Time) - 5:9 The Masseuse
Sylvia - 5:10 The Cigar Store Indian
Sasha - 5:11 The Conversion
Diane DeConn - 5:14 The Marine Biologist
Daphne Bauer - 5:16 The Stand In
Robin - 5:20 The Fire
Jane - 5:21 The Hamptons
Victoria - 5:22 The Opposite
Julie - 6:2 The Big Salad
Lindsay Enright - 6:6 The Gymnast
Kelly - 6:7 The Soup (*Same actress as Marlene)
Ada - 6:9 The Secretary
Nina - 6:11 The Switch
Bonnie - 6:12 The Label Maker
Denise - 6:16 The Beard
Paula - 6:20 The Doodle
Nancy Clopper - 6:21 The Fusilli Jerry
Siena - 6:23 The Face Painter
Alice - 7:1 The Engagement
Susan (3rd and final) - 7:1 The Engagement
Amanda - 8:3 The Bizarro Jerry
Anna - 8:4 The Little Kicks
Sheila - 8:5 The Package
Heather - 8:8 The Chicken Roaster
Louise - 8:9 The Abstinence
Portugese Waitress - 8:9 The Abstinence
Celia Morgan - 8:11 The Little Jerry
Allison - 8:15 The Susie
Danielle - 8:17 The English Patient
Marcy - 8:19 The Yada Yada
Mary Anne - 8:21 The Muffin Tops
Tara - 9:4 The Blood
Vivian - 9:4 The Blood
Rhisa Costanza - 9:5 The Junk Mail
Miranda - 9:6 The Merv Griffin Show
Nina - 9:8 The Betrayal
Janet - 9:13 The Cartoon
Maura - 9:14 The Strongbox
Loretta - 9:14 The Strongbox
Girls George Broke Up With
Marlene - Too annoying
Patrice - Earrings, Chopsticks, Pretentious, and enunciates everything and sometimes pronounces words incorrectly
Alice - Beat him at chess after he was very cocky about winning and made male chauvinistic remarks, also because she says the line “Happy Pappy?”
Amanda - He was in the walls
Janet - She-Jerry
Girls Who Broke Up With George
Noel - Elaine laughed during her piano performance
Carrie Sokol - He’s a bum, wants to work in hardware store
Susan (1st Time)- He kissed her in the NBC meeting
Susan (2nd Time) - He picked his nose
Cheryl Fong - He’s so disturbed that he made Jerry not be funny
Betsy - Fought with brother over double-dip
Karen (1st Time) - Claimed she faked her orgasm
Gwen - Possibly b/c of his ice cream eating habits
Karen (2nd Time) - Chooses Jody
Diane DeConn - Lied about being a marine biologist
Daphne Bauer - Left him for Pachyderm
Robin - Ran out of fire
Jane - Shrinkage
Julie - Brought up big salad
Kelly - Manure
Denise - Wants a slimmer guy
Nancy Clopper - Cheated on the move
Louise - Won’t have sex with her
Allison - Not ready for a serious relationship
Tara - Flew to close to the sun on wings of pastrami
Nina - Reason unknown
ELAINE
Robert - 1:5 The Stock Tip
Dr. Fein - 2:8 The Heart Attack
Ed - 2:12 The Busboy
Owen - 3:11 The Alternate Side
Dick - 3:12 The Red Dot
Keith Hernandez - 3:17 The Boyfriend Part 1 & 3:18 The Boyfriend
Dr. Reston - 4:3 The Pitch -> 4:6 The Watch
Joey Davola - 4:6 The Watch -> 4:9 The Opera
Fred - 4:13 The Pick
Russell Dalripple (talked about, between eps) - 4:16 The Shoes & 4:23 The Pilot Part 1
Carl - 4:21 The Smelly Car
Jake Jarmel (1st Time) - 5:4 The Sniffing Accountant
Lloyd Braun - 5:7 The Non-fat Yogurt
Joel Rifkin - 5:9 The Masseuse
Doctor (Podiatrist) - 5:11 The Conversion
Tony - 5:12 The Stall
Phil Sittola - 5:16 The Stand In
Aaron, the Closetalker - 5:18 The Raincoats Part 1 & 5:19 The Raincoats Part 2
Jake Jarmel (2nd Time) - 5:22 The Opposite
Stationer - 6:2 The Big Salad
Carl - 6:5 The Couch
Simon - 6:7 The Soup
Ned Isakov - 6:10 The Race
Tim Whatley - 6:12 The Label Maker
Robert - 6:16 The Beard
Jimmy - 6:19 The Jimmy
Puddy (1st Time) - 6:21 The Fusilli Jerry & 6:23 The Face Painter
Maestro - 7:3 The Maestro
James - 7:4 The Wink
Fred Yerkes - 7:7 The Secret Code
Billy - 7:9 The Sponge
John Germaine - 7:11 The Rye
*Bob - 7:18 The Friar’s Club
Craig Stewart - 7:19 The Wig Master
Todd Gak - 7:20 The Calzone
Kevin - 8:2 The Soul Mate
Brett - 8:7 The Checks
Ben Gelbman - 8:9 The Abstinence
Alan Mercer - 8:10 The Andrea Doria
Kurt - 8:11 The Little Jerry
Blaine - 8:17 The English Patient
Hal Kitzmiller - 8:18 The Nap
Brian - 8:19 The Yada Yada
Puddy (2nd Time) - 9:1 The Butter Shave
Puddy (3rd Time) - 9:1 The Butter Shave
Puddy (4th Time) - 9:2 The Voice
Puddy (5th Time) - 9:2 The Voice
Puddy (6th Time) - 9:2 The Voice
Puddy (7th Time) - 9:2 The Voice
Puddy (8th Time) - 9:5 The Junk Mail
Jack - 9:5 The Junk Mail
Peter Ranawat - 9:8 The Betrayal
Puddy (9th Time) - 9:9 The Apology
Puddy (10th Time) - 9:9 The Apology
Puddy (11th Time) - 9:11 The Dealership
Puddy (12th Time) - 9:11 The Dealership
Glen - 9:14 The Strongbox
Darryl - 9:15 The Wizard
Puddy (13th Time) - 9:16 The Burning
Zach - 9:17 The Bookstore
Guys Who Broke Up With Elaine
Robert - Due to Elaine’s ultimatum, chose his cats
Fred - Too religious for the nipple
Carl - Still smells
Jake Jarmel (1st Time) - Exclamation Marks
Robert - He defected
*(We find out in 7:17 The Doll that The Maestro broke up with Elaine)
Todd Gak - Left her for Nicki
Ben - Dream of every doctor is to dump whoever they were dating
Blaine - Can’t be with someone who doesn’t like The English Patient
Puddy (7th Time) - Reason unknown
Guys Elaine Broke Up With
Owen - Crippled
Keith Hernandez - Smokes
Joey Davola - Insane Psychotic
Russell Dalripple - Doesn’t admire his job in TV
Phil Sittola - He took it out
Carl - anti-abortion
*(We find out in 7:10 The Gum that she broke up with Lloyd Braun, reason unknown)
*Bob - Dove into her breasts
Craig - Lied about the Nicole Millers
Kevin - Reason unknown
Alan Mercer - Bad breakerupper
Puddy (2nd Time) - Kroener comprehension problem and what time it is in New York
Puddy (3rd Time) - Same old problems
Puddy (4th Time) - Reason unknown
Puddy (5th Time) - Reason unknown
Puddy (8th Time) - Wants Jack
Puddy (9th Time) - Bacteria Trap Bunny Bedroom Slippers
Puddy (11th Time) - Given ultimatum due to high five
Glenn - Married
KRAMER
Tina Robbins - 3:2 The Truth
Ellen - 3:4 The Dog
Marion - 3:5 The Library
Audrey - 3:9 The Nose Job
Becky Gelke - 3:20 The Good Samaritan
Gucci - 3:23 The Keys
Girl who walks around naked in her apartment - 4:11 The Contest
Gail Cunningham - 4:16 The Shoes
Mona - 4:21 The Smelly Car
Lula - 4:22 The Handicap Spot
Leslie (low talker) - 5:2 The Puffy Shirt
Maryedith - 5:17 The Non-fat Yogurt
Sister Roberta - 5:11 The Conversion
Olive - 5:15 The Pie
Anna - 5:17 The Wife
Toby - 5:20 The Fire
Noreen - 6:4 The Chinese Woman
Hildy - 6:7 The Soup
Wendy - 6:17 The Kiss Hello
Sally - 6:21 The Fusilli Jerry
Connie - 7:18 The Friar’s Club
Pam - 8:2 The Soul Mate
Emily - 8:12 The Money
*Julie - 8:19 The Yada Yada
*Karen - 8:19 The Yada Yada
Madeline - 9:19 The Maid
Girls Kramer Broke Up With
Ellen - Self-centered
Leslie (low talker) - Life in complete disarray
Olive - Itch no more
Wendy - Changed her hairstyle
Girls Who Broke Up With Kramer
Mona - Smells
Lula - Hipster dufus
Sister Roberta - No longer has kevorka
Madeline - Gave her an ultimatum, either she moves back or it’s over