Transcribed by Mark Brockbank
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8.07 "The Checks"
Episode Number: 141
Original Air Date: November 07, 1996
Written by: Steve O'Donnell, Tom Gammill & Max Pross
Directed by: Andy Ackerman
Guest Cast:
James Patrick Stuart (Brett)
Gedde Watanabe (Mr. Oh)
Sab Shimono (Executive #1)
John Bowman (Teddy)
Jock Plotnick (Crew Leader)
George Wallace (Doctor)
Toshi Toda (Mr. Tanaka)
Goh Misawa (Mr. Yamaguchi)
Tony V. (Clicky)
Akane Nelson (Executive #2)
Cherie Hankal (Nurse)
[Street]
Jerry and Elaine come out of a drugstore. Elaine has a couple of carrier bags
she's fussing with the contents of.
JERRY: Hey, have you seen all these new commercials for indigestion drugs?
Pepcid AC, Tagemat HB.
ELAINE: Ugh, the whole country's sick to their stomach.
JERRY: Now, you know you're supposed to take these things before you get
sick?
Jerry and Elaine begin to walk along the street.
ELAINE: What is this, a 'bit'?
JERRY: No.
ELAINE: 'Cos I'm not in the mood.
JERRY: We're just talking. Is this not the greatest marketing ploy ever? If
you feel good, you're supposed to take one!
ELAINE: Yeah, I know that tone. This is a bit.
JERRY: They've opened up a whole new market. Medication for the well.
ELAINE: (tired) Alright, are you done with your little amusement?
JERRY: (hopeful) Then you admit it was amusing?
ELAINE: It was okay, but move the 'medication for the well' to the front, and
hit the word 'good' harder.
JERRY: (thinking) Great. Thanks.
[Some Fancy Place]
The room is stylishly furnished. A number of people sit around, chatting and
drinking. Elaine and her new boyfriend, Brett, walk across the room, carrying
drinks.
ELAINE: So, your firm designed all the furniture in here?
BRETT: We manufacture it. The original designs are by Karl Farbman.
Elaine and Brett sit on a couch
ELAINE: (as if she knows) Oh, Farbman.
BRETT: You know Farbman?
ELAINE: Mm, love Farbman.
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